Top 10 Tracks on Rhapsody 4-27-08

1) Lil Wayne - “Lollipop” Ok, this song does have a catchy little beat and I like the chorus but I looked at the time left around 3 minutes into the song and was struck dumb that it had 2 miuntes to go. This song was good at 2 minutes. At 5 minutes I was curious what it would feel like to stick a screwdriver up my nose.

2) Leona Lewis - “Bleeding Love” Ok, lets forget the Simon Cowell factor. This is a solid song and I enjoyed it.

3) Lil Wayne - “Milli” You have got to be shitting me. The only thing that comes to my mind when listening to this song is “Stupid is as stupid does”.

4) Usher - “Love In This Club” Ok, now I like this. It started out with the same 70’s vibe I got from James Blunt’s new album. This isn’t as strong as some of Ushers other monster good songs but this is a solid song.

5) Mariah Carey - “Touch My Body” This is a good news bad news kinda deal. The good news is I would love to touch her body. The bad news is I damn sure hope I don’t have to hear this song when I do it.

6) Scarlett Johansson - “Falling Down” Are you fucking shitting me? Peter Frampton sang through less mechanical devices when he sang “Do You Feel Like We Do” and still sounded better than this. The only thing good about this song is it makes me think I still have a shot at being a singer.

7) Jordin Sparks with Chris Brown - “No Air” Not bad. This song kinda grows on me. It doesn’t hurt that she is singing with Chris Brown though.

8) Madonna - “4 Minutes” I like it, but come on. Justin Timberlake and Timbaland could make those songs we had to sing in elementary school sound hot.

9) Billy Joel - “Only The Good Die Young” Ummm….I am confused. Rhapsody, this is the 9th top track on your service? Seriously? I mean I rebooted twice to see if maybe I was stupid or something. This is really number 9?

10) Bonnie Tyler - “Total Eclipse of the Heart” Ok seriously, what is going on Rhapsody? Last time I checked this wasn’t 1985.

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